This Saturday, ONAN’s the place where ATHSCME’s eastern-most checkpoint’s, Lucited doors of the East Concavity will be opened, just south of Boston, for the first time ever to host the 1st Annual Recusant ONAN Dissenter Enfant terrible Opera (RODEO).
For safety, the garbage catapults’ trajectories have been changed and the once irradiated land has now been deemed safe for temporary occupancy for one special night of action and fun!
Claim your chance at Freedom, FREEdom, FREEDOM and fortune!
For the first time in the Organization’s storied history criminals, miscreants, general dissenters and regular, law abiding citizens with a fondness for adventure will be given the chance at freedom, fame and fortune.
Grandmaster of Ceremonies, President Johnny Gentle, in his first appearance since his alleged disappearance, will start the show by singing the ONAN national anthem.
Feral babies will be ridden, they will be fought. Can they be conquered?
There are still a few slots open so if you think you’re innocent, wrongly incarcerated or were just in the wrong place at the wrong time, prove it by signing up today. Beat the feral baby before it drowns you in gallons of its own liquid scat and then gores you with its razor-sharp pinky fingernail just for fun.
They’ve been herded. They’ve been bridled. They’re ready to fight but they haven’t been tamed. And they’re still feral. If you win, President Gentle will be on hand to immediately sign your pardon and grant you your FREEDOM.
To see it live get your tickets to this family friendly, all ages, groundbreaking event today, before they sell out. They’re going fast. Support your countries today! For those agoraphobes, claustrophobes those who just generally don’t like crowds or missed out on getting tickets the event will be filmed and available on a pay-per-view basis worldwide.
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